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nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists
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| Tumblr app: | I'm done loading |
| Me: | but what about all these blank pictures and gifs |
| Tumblr app: | did I fucking stutter |
john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on
that man needs a medal
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my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
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once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
(Source: chilepowder, via acciotruelove)
| Person: | Hi I'm Christian. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Jewish. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Muslim. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Wiccan. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm atheist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Buddhist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Hindu. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are. |
| Me: | Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey. |
